'So Not A Date (A Parents Day Incident)' is a 10,300 word novellette by null0trooper, released on May 16, 2022. It begins on November 11, 2016, and ends on November 13th of that year. Several characters, including the protagonist, appear for the first time.
The story begins with courier Benjamin X. Keeling being escorted in bringing something into the U.S. It soon turns out that his destination is Whateley Academy, where he's easily mistaken for a student.
Characters[]
- Inbound to Logan Airport
- Benjamin X. Keeling
- Unnamed security escort
- Whateley Academy
- Whateley Security
- Whateley Faculty and Staff
- Belvedere
- Concierge, Melville Cottage House Parent
- Conrad Filbert, Twain Cottage House Parent
- Chef Loncarovik, chef at "Le Bistro"
- Elspeth Plimsoll, Dickinson Cottage House Parent, Syndicate rep.
- Madame Prudhomme, advisor for European students
- Whateley Students and families
- Maximillion "Max" Livingston, III
- Peter A. Raiford
- Molly Raiford, Peter's mother, Whateley Alumna
- Butch Raiford, Peter's father, Whateley Alumnus
- Jessica Roth, student w/parents arriving for Parents Day
- Semiramis Chibany, spook, Whateley Alumna
- Adolph Stein
- Erica von Abendritter
- Hiram Sauer
Mentions[]
- Lavinia McCerquesstitz, the MAC Queen of Aberdeen
- Office of Artificial Intelligence
- Guardian Resources and Trading Company
- Chef Yukihira, renowned chef, from Osaka
- Chef Janaína Loncarovik
- Mr. Dunne, Emerson Cottage House Parent
- Miranda Selkirk, Dickinson Cottage House Parent
- Miss Tarkisian
- Danielle von Groenwald, we're not repeating that.
- Professor Wang, Chinese language and history instructor
- Zephyr, Twain Cottage freshmen RA
- Avsel Goran
- Lukas Malual, the boy that Sahar had been asked to smuggle out of Darfur
- Mrs. Horton, a hostile House Mother
- Cookie, good doggie
- Sensei Chandler, Whateley alumna
- Margit Stein
- Lillian von Groenwald
- Tansy Walcutt, Whateley alumna
- Madame Genevive Beaumont